I see my Dad online and ping him.
Me: Cha, are you confused and going berserk thinking what to get me for my b’day?
5 mins after the blue tick mark
He: No confusion at all. 😀
And I thought I was THE smart one
Me: So Amma, what plans…. What you gonna give me for my b’day?
Mom: Ayyo Achu..this month I had to pay my income tax da. I have no money. Really.
Me: (shocked) Maaa!!! you delivered me in March. Why ma why?