why i think i was dropped by a stork

I see my Dad online and ping him.
Me: Cha, are you confused and going berserk thinking what to get me for my b’day?
5 mins after the blue tick mark

He: No confusion at all.  😀

And I thought I was THE smart one

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To Mom

Me: So Amma, what plans…. What you gonna give me for my b’day?

Mom: Ayyo Achu..this month I had to pay my income tax da. I have no money. Really.

Me: (shocked) Maaa!!! you delivered me in March. Why ma why?

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